
I’m not gonna delve into functional details of my workplace, not in this post cuz I wanna start on a comical note as of now. But in the ensuing parts, I intend to make a clear analysis of what n where things tend to go wrong, in an organization in general with specific emphasis on PSUs...
Before I get into finer details, lemme get to the funnier ones...It beats me as to how one can have a global perspective when ppl in ur workplace suck at communication skills...And as some1 whoz always believed that language is a window to one’s overall personality, a spectacular powerhouse with which ppl n nations can b understood, it pains my arse bigtime when ppl make a huge mockery of this whole deal…
Lost in translation: A case in point
I’m hereby reproducing, verbatim, a conversation which took place between me and a technician (lets cal him jackass) which, I hope, will substantiate my aforementioned point.
As I strode into my workplace on an early Monday morning, I was greeted by a rather curious glance by Mr. Jackass who was carefully scrutinizing the livestrong band I was sporting. The following convo ensued…
“Jackass: Why is u wearing that black?”
“Yours_truly : Err, it’s a band, the proceeds of whose sale goes to the cancer research institute run by Lance Armstrong, the legendary cyclist who fought prostate cancer n created history by winning the tour-de-france seven times in a row (Lil’ did I know that all this explanation fell on deaf ears :x)
” Jackass: All that ok, but what is the use?”
“Yours_truly: (WTF?! What better purpose can anything serve?) Sir, it can be used as a friendship band”
“Jackass : Oh meaning u want to make friendship with someone, u put that ah?”
“Yours_truly: Umm, guess u cud say that (though the literary purists will squirm n writhe in disgust)
“Jackass: Oh then if u want to make love also u can put this ah?”
“Yours_truly: ( :o :P :D) Sir, for that, u actually need a different kinda rubber”
Hope u can understand my bewilderment after I heard that…Now if such is the state of affairs at what’s considered to be amongst the top PSUs, I can’t help wondering how it’d be in the ones in the lower echelons in the not-so-looked upto organizations (whatever that means!)
P.s. I promise not to pain u with such crappy convos in my ensuing posts lest u stop visiting my blog for distorting ur communication skills
P.p.s I don’t claim to be an exponent of communication, nor am I sayin ‘tis the only way forward…Jus ventin my frustration for being caught at the wrong place…
To be contd...
22 comments:
The conversation manages to make me laugh every single time I read it! :)
P.p.s?! Trip max! BTW its not just the PSUs. I can assure u dat. Some of the leading private companies I have seen suck at it even more. And if its a group company, GOD SAVE UR ASS. Worsht politics!
“Jackass: Oh then if u want to make love also u can put this ah?”
“Yours_truly: ( :o :P :D) Sir, for that, u actually need a different kinda rubber”
Hope u can understand my bewilderment after I heard that…
It would have been good fun to look at the guy's face when u dais that.If he understood what u meant, that is.
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u r putting up with ppl of this kindaa? ;) greattu go! :D
seriously.. hillarious! :D
Dai der are always characters like des everywer.. u shd make max out of this have fun wid dem.. tease them to ur heart's content wat more do u want ?? see u have to make de fullest of ur opportunities make dem de biggest mutta dash
“Jackass: Why is u wearing that black?”
“Yours_truly : Err, it’s a band, the proceeds of whose sale goes to the cancer research institute run by Lance Armstrong, the legendary cyclist who fought prostate cancer n created history by winning the tour-de-france seven times in a row (Lil’ did I know that all this explanation fell on deaf ears :x)
Doesn't this sound too much info for a Jackass ??
@sandy. macha I was about to ask the same thing.. too much for a jackass.. maybe he found the guy is a jackass only after that incident.. ;)
@azhvind: macha semma comedy panriye da.. cha.. how i wish i were in chennai..hmmm btw i appreciate ur sense of humour.. :D
“Jackass: Oh then if u want to make love also u can put this ah?”
“Yours_truly: ( :o :P :D) Sir, for that, u actually need a different kinda rubber”
lol.. poor poor you... but the likes of 'jackass' sure is not uncommon.. eternal nonchalance can help!
@ mittu: Indeed u have mademoiselle...but de requirements keep increasin wid eash ensuing blog to de power n :D so brace urself :P
'twas gr8 fun 2 watch him...poor fella was subjected 2 my saliva shower as i was in splits after i heard wat he said :D
thats some assurance...thanx!
@megha: Incredible indeed...n hilarious too ;)
@ yuppie : Who said i aint havin fun? i'm jus sharin my 'joy' wid de world :D :P
@ sandy : Hardy's bang on cue...i din' kno he's a jackass until he opened his huge gob :D
@ murali : Thanx da,how i wish i were in noida :D wen'll v ever actually realize that de grass is always greener on de other side?
@ divya : it DID help...de consequence is there 4 u 2 c:My blog!! :P
“Jackass: Oh then if u want to make love also u can put this ah?”
“Yours_truly: ( :o :P :D) Sir, for that, u actually need a different kinda rubber”
and orkut sure has taught me abt the worst pick up lines.."make friendship"!!!!
yes!! the sorry state of english in India!!
peace
swati
PS: you do know what company my dad works for, don't you?? :P
PPS:have blogrolled you!
"make friendship"... hahahahahahaha..too good :)) ..reminded me of orkut tho :(
"wanna be frndz" is a fav with d unknown sickos out there..
man, u are a phenomenal writer....congrats, u just won another fan for urself...couldnt come across ur "workplace musings" at a better time...m in the plant now:)...
tagged!
tagged tagged tagged!!!!!
hope that's loud and clear :P
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make friendship..lol.. tht guy surely must be on orkut :))
Im sure u got to face it wherever u go.. public or private.. ull learn how to deal with it :)
Is part II on its way ? Or is eternal nonchalance reaching the same fate as Peels of onion ?
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